APPLICATION FOR ADMISSION TO TEXAS A&M UNIVERSITY > Name:__________________________ Nickname:_________________________________ CB Handle:_____________________ Address (RFD No.):_________________--_____________________________________ Daddy (If unknown, list 3 suspects):______________________________________ Mamma:_________________________ Neck Shade: _____Light Red _____Medium Red _____Dark Red Number of teeth exposed in full grin: Upper_____ Lower_____ Name of Pickup owned:_______________ Height of Truck__________ Truck equipped with: ____Gun Rack ____4-Wheel Drive ____Confederate Flag ____Cassette Deck ____Load of Wood ____Hijacker Shocks ____Radar Detector ____Mag Wheels ____Dual CB Antennas ____Spittoon ____Camper Top ____Air Horns ____Mud Flaps ____Toothpick Holder ____Mud-Grip Tires ____Raccoon Hide ____Big Dog Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of pickup truck:_____ BUMPER STICKERS: ____Eat more Possum ____My other car is a piece of shit too ____Honk if you love Jesus ____If you ain't a cowboy you aint shit ____Redman Chewing Tobacco Define the following (must be 90% correct): 1. Grits 6. Sawmill Gravy 11. Cobbler 16. Tater 2. Goobers 7. Turnip Salad 12. Fatback 17. Pig Skins 3. Pinto Beans 8. Shit-on-a-Shingle 13. Tote 18. Okrie 4. Collards 9. Redeye Gravy 14. Chickin' Fry19. Shonuf 5. Sidemeat 10. Soppin' Syrup 15. Poke 20. Chitlins Favorite Vocalist: ____Reba McEntire ____Conway Twitty ____Loretta Lynn ____Hank Williams Jr. ____Randy Travis ____Ray Wylie Hubbard ____Tammy Wynette ____Slim Whitman ____Porter Wagoner ____Willie Nelson ____George Jones ____Box Car Willie Favorite Recreation: ____Square Dancin' ____Possum Huntin' ____Skinny Dippin' ____Craw Daddin' ____Gospel Singin' ____4-Wheelin' ____Drankin' ____Spittin' Backy ____Bill Chip Throwin' ____Honky Tonkin' ____Noodlin' ____Other Name of Son(s): ____Bubba ____Jim Bob ____LeeRoy ____J.D. Name of Daughter(s): ____PammySue ____Violet ____Paulette ____Daisy Weapons Owned: ___Deer Rifle ___Sawed-Off Shotgun ___Varmint Rifle ___Log Cabin ___Tire Iron ___Power Chain Saw ___Pick Handle ___Hick'ry Switch Number of Dogs:____ Type: ___Blue Tick ___Beagle ___Black & Tan ___Bird Dawg Cap Emblem: ___John Deer ___McCullock Chain Saws ___Budweiser ___Vo-Tech ___Skoal ___Coors ___NAPA ___Smile if You're Not Wearing Underwear Number of Dependents: Legal:________ Claimed:_________ Number of Weeks Unemployed:__________ Number of Welfare Checks Received:____________ Memberships: ___KKK ___NRA ___Moose ___PTL Club ___AA ___Bass Club ___VFW ___Quiltin' Bee ___American Legion ___United Sons n' Daughters of the Confederacy ___John Birch Society Length of Right leg:________ Length of Left leg:__________ Does your truck contain some part painted the offical state color of Primer Red? ___Yes ___No How many cars do you have jacked up on blocks in your front yard?_______ How many kitchen appliances will you keep on your front porch?__________ Will you wear mostly double-knit polyester pants with snags?____________ Do you own any shoes? ____Yes ____No If yes, how many?__________ What year did you last purchase shoes?_________________ Are you married to any of the following: ____Sister ____Cousin ____Sow Do you know her name?________________ Does your wife weigh more than your pickup?____________ Can you sign your name and get the spelling right every time?____________ Have you ever stayed sober for a whole weekend?________________ If so, why?______________________________________________________________ Can you count: Past 10 with your shoes on?_________________ Do you know any words that have more than four letters?__________________ Have you ever had more than one bath in a week?__________________________ Medical Information: Do you have at least two of the following: ___BO ___Head Lice ___Rabies ___Trench Mouth ___Runny Nose ___Bad Breath