"THE NUN IN NYC"

 	 A nun gets into a cab in New York.  She demurely says in a small,
 high, voice, "Could you please take me to Times Square?"

         In a thick Brooklyn accent the cabbie initiates conversation,
 "Hey sista, that's kinda a long drive?  You mind if we, like,  chat?"
	 The nun says, "Why no my son, whatever is on your mind?"
         The cabbie, "About dis celibacy thing.  Are you telling me you
 never think about doin' it?"

         The nun, "Why certainly, my son, the thought has crossed my
 mind a time or two.  I am of weak human flesh you understand."

         The cabbie, "Well, woulda ever consider, you know, doin' it?"
         The nun, "Well, I suppose under certain conditions, I would.  But
 he would have to be catholic, unmarried and certainly, he could have no
 children."

         The cabbie, "Well, sista, today is your lucky day.  I am all
 three. Why do youse come on up here...I won't even make you really
 break your vows.  All you gotta do is go down on me."

         The nun looks around....they are awfully far away from where
 anyone would recognize her....at the next light she gets into the
 front with the driver.  By the next light, the nun is getting back
 into the rear of the cab, and the cabbie is smiling from ear to ear.

         As she settles in, the nun hears the cabbie begin to laugh.

         The nun inquires, "Why, my son, what is so humorous?"

         The cabbie sneers, "Sista, I got ya.  I'm Protestant, I'm
 married, and I got four kids.

         And from the back of the cab comes the nun's low voiced
 response, "Yeah, well my name's Dave and I'm on my way to a costume
 party."