The Horse and The Rabbit

        A farmer had a lone horse in one of his remote pastures adjacent
to a swamp.  To pass the time, the horse had made friends with a rabbit
who lived nearby,  They would run and play day in and day out romping to
their hearts content.  Until one day, the horse ran too far and stumbled
into a pit of quicksand.  Unable to move and quickly sinking, the horse
told the rabbit, "Quick, run and tell the farmer to grab a rope and bring
his tractor over here to pull me out!"
        The rabbit dashed madly over to the farmhouse and yelled
repeatedly for the farmer to come out.  There was no response.  Realizing
that the farmer was not coming out, the rabbit threw a rope into the
farmer's Mercedes and drove back to the quicksand.  He tied one end of
the rope to the bumper of the mercedes and tossed the other end to the
horse.  The horse grasped the end of the rope tightly between his teeth
as the rabbit hopped back into the car and slowly dragged his friend to
safety.
        Some months later the horse and the rabbit were once again
playing merrily in the pasture.  The rabbit not looking where he was
going stumbled and landed in the middle of the quicksand pit.  "Hurry!"
the rabbit yelled.  "Run over to the farmhouse and tell the farmer to
bring his mercedes!"  Eyeballing the pit, the horse said. "you know that
pit is not too wide, I bet i can straddle it!"  And with that the horse
cautiously straddled the pit until he was directly above the rabbit.
        "Now," the horse said as he began to unsheath his penis, "Grab
hold and I'll pull you out!"  Reaching up the rabbit grabbed hold of the
horse's ample member and was pulled to safety.

        So the moral of this story is:
          "When you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes."